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The Book of Doors  The Book of Doors Tragically, every time I open my

The Book of Doors

Tragically, every time I open my office door it has the predictable outcome of leading me to my office. Yes, I know suprising. Don’t get me wrong, I like my job, but I find my door’s unwillingness to bend the rules of physics even just the once very tiresome. Why doesn’t it lead me instead into Haribo’s biggest gum bear factory (Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin in case you didn’t know, I do know as I have cholesterol problems)? Cassie Andrews, the protagonist of Gareth Brown’s “...

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The Glass Maker Reviewed by a man posing as a professional  The internet

The internet tells me that in order to get people to read my books (they’re very good by the way you should go order them), I need to start a blog, which sounds awful. Anyway, I thought I’d try book reviews. Afterall, as a self-published author with tiny sales, I feel more than qualified to rubbish some best seller. Who does she think she is anyway? Let's get on with it.

The Glass Maker – Tracey Chevalier

The above picture is of cat that sits on my fireplace, it’s more of a photo place these...

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Today marks the twenth day (its a thing) since the publishing of my new novel "The Grand Couvert" and I just want to say thanks to everyone who has picked up a copy. It really means a lot. Please don't forget to leave a review! I love to hear criticism like, "Too funny" or "I enjoyed it too much". For those who haven't yet picked up a copy don't hesitate to check it out at the link below. Heres some reviews

"I loved it, easily the best book on the French Revolution" C Dickens

"I haven't...

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